Mouse Sharpeners
£2.55
Your cheese is safe! Not because these little critters are lactose intolerant, because believe it or not, they aren’t actually real. Standing at 5cm tall, these multicoloured mice are the perfect alternative to a live pet mouse, plus they can be used as sharpeners too! Also, they’re small enough to carry with you should you ever need to divert a herd of charging elephants. You just never know…
